Friday, October 29, 2010

Impulse

Man and woman r alone in a car driving.

Man So how did u do that
Woman well i guess it just takes practice
M um ok well can u teach me
W well it takes a while to learn but maybe
M ok do u think we can make it to the airport before the police
W well the way u drive no let me drive
M um ok do u want me to pull over
W no u r getting out anyway
Woman jumps on man and shoves him out of the car.
M what the hell r u doing
W what i should have a long time ago
Man falls out of car and gets run over
W wow now that he is out of the picture
Woman pulls over and lets a different man in the car
M so how did u do it
W well i shoved him out
M well ok i would have preffered something more subtle and less obvious but ok
W well lets just get home
They get to airport and leave the country.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Bad poetry

I hate life.
I don't like kites.
life sucks.
Then you Die.
That is how that quote goes.
Kind of like how water flows.
This poem sucks.
A lot like stupid ducks.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Direct Orders

You have received a direct order to rock out.  Rock out like you are dancing with the prettiest girl in school.  Rock out like no one is watching, even though they are.  ROCK OUT like you have one chance to impress a person, even though they will never like you.  Rock out like it is only you and your music.  rock out like no one will ever know you if you don't. ROCK OUT like someone just asked you to prom this year.  Rock out like you get to be in a movie and you can pick your own part.  rock out like a singer just showed up at your house and asked if you want to sing with them.  Rock out like you just got your first kiss.  Rock out like you just got your first job and you are a manager.Rock out when you feel like rocking out.  ROCK OUT because you want to not because someone told you to. Just ROCK OUT!!!!

Shake the Dust

This is for the girls that no one knows
for the people who are never asked to dances
for the social outcasts
for the people who cant talk around other people
Shake the Dust.
This is for the people who own their own businesses
for the people who are in debt
for the people who are in college
Shake the Dust.
This is for the girls who were loved and did nothing
for the virgins who haven't been kissed
Shake the Dust.
This is for the people who don't know what to do in life
for the people who are retired
for the people who just graduated and still have a job
this is for the people in college who have so little time and yet somehow seem to work and get all of their homework done as well
Shake the Dust.
This is for the dreamers
for the people who are to scared to take the first step because it might end up hurting them
Shake the Dust.
This is for the people who are to scared to leave their house
for the people who don't care what others think about them
for the people who always do what their parents say
Your parents can't always be right
take the chance and stand up to them
this is what they want you to do because
they want to know how badly you want what you said
Shake the Dust.
This is for the people looking for love
for the people who are married
for the people who have kids but they have to split the kids between the parents each week
Shake the Dust
This is for the people who are never spoken to
for the people who talk to others
for the people who think that they are the same as everyone else on this world
you are different in your own way
that is what you need to search for
for that is what defines you as an individual
no person in this world is the same in anyway
so Shake the Dust
and when you do know that this will define who for who you really are